Growing up in the Scottish Borders, house parties were the main places I went to drink and have a good time – so moving to Edinburgh and discovering clubbing was a totally new experience!
Now, I had watched videos on what clubbing was really like and taken it into account, but I still imagined it mainly to be what it appeared to be; a time to dress up, get drunk and have a super good time with no stress whatsoever. How wrong I was (well, about the stress part anyway!) Note: I am in no way trying to claim to be an expert in clubs – I’m really quite new to it all – this is just my experience of them.
When you’re a student, you’re pretty much needing to budget all the time, so a night out means good pre-drinks (enough to get you at least tipsy) so you don’t have to spend loads on buying drinks at the club; deciding what club to go to; deciding whether it’s worth getting a taxi or walking to that club; and when you finally get there, in some cases, trying to get in before you have to pay for entry!
This is all before you actually get into the club. Once you’re there, you have to decide whether you’re going to pay to lock your stuff away (and whether you can actually afford it) what drinks you’re getting; when to get up and start dancing (personally I just sort of go for it because I have no social conscience) and make sure you know where all your friends are! You know the types; the ones who get lost, the one who always finds a guy (I’ll leave this for another article).
Of course, once you’re drunk enough and everything is sorted, you can start to dance and have a good time; you’re not free of problems just yet though. There’s still the chance of getting awful blisters on your feet from those heels, guys getting the wrong impression because you smiled at them, disappearing friends, making sure your friends don’t get too drunk that you don’t get kicked out; making sure you don’t get too drunk so that you don’t get kicked out…
(So far I’ve been a massive spoil sport about clubbing, but I should say at this point that I promise clubbing is fun for a lot of people and that you shouldn’t let this put you off!)
Once the clubs close, you may think the night is over…but not just yet. You may discover 3am as a potential new eating time as you head to your local chippy or kebab shop for a snack (or even a whole meal as I have seen). Getting drunk and then dancing for hours can make you very hungry so definitely be prepared to spend some money on some chips. After this you will either get a taxi home or have a fun drunken walk back, which can be surprisingly fun when your mates are just as smashed as you are.
When you’re home, there may be after drinks or if you’re easily tired like me, you’ll head to bed! If you’re lucky enough you could wake up with no hangover (I have a flatmate who has yet to have one) but for many of us, you wake up with a pain to your head, a dry throat and achy body…or all three. Time for lots of water, food and rest!
If you’re a club virgin and reading this, I’m sorry if I have scared you. This is meant to be a guide of what to expect more than anything else! Clubbing can be great fun with the right people, the right club and good budgeting; if you end up with none of those three, the worst is you’ll have a bad night and know better next time. Of course, clubbing isn’t for everyone and that’s ok to; there are plenty more ways to have fun at University.
Check out my last article on 5 quick energy boosts for University here.